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A robot examining an smiley face.

Trump's ICE Pays Palantir to Decode Social Media Sarcasm

Engineers Pull 80-Hour Weeks to Teach AI When Someone Is "Just Kidding"

Alexa Turning•4/22/2025
A cockpit with a mountain outside the window.

Delta Unveils Economy Minus: Where Passengers Pilot the AI Planes

Flight attendants now trained to identify "competent-looking" travelers

Alexa Turing•4/15/2025
The Windows logo with every pane a surveillance screen of a exhausted tech worker.

Microsoft's Recall Now Analyzing Your Will to Live

Groundbreaking update measures productivity emotion, typing speed, and bathroom breaks

Alexa Turing•4/13/2025
An iPhone submerged in steak sauce.

Apple CEO confused as McMahon Asks When 'A1 Sauce Integration' Will Come to iPhone 16

Education Secretary mistakes computational cognition for condiments in technological catastrophe

Alexa Turing•4/12/2025
A robot holding a "Human Employee of the Month" certificate with identical robots in the background.

Shopify Employee Promoted for AI That Generates Anti-AI Excuses

Tool creates plausible reasons why artificial intelligence cannot replace human labor

Alexa Turing•4/10/2025
A computer screen with "ethics detected" with surveillance screens in the background.

Microsoft's New AI Can Detect "Ethics" Before They Become "Problems"

Emotional Surveillance System Aims to Preempt Conscience-Driven Disruptions

Alexa Turing•4/6/2025
A soldier in a server room.

Pentagon's New War Plan: "We Asked ChatGPT For The Angriest Option"

Military Officials Replace Strategic Doctrine With AI-Generated Confidence Scores

Alexa Turing•4/4/2025
A clean room where an engineer is working on a donation box.

OpenAI Engineers Develop Revolutionary New Technology: The 'Donation Button' for Wikipedia

After years of ingesting free knowledge, AI firm discovers reciprocity

Alexa Turing•4/3/2025
A teen student staring with a vacant look at a tablet screen on his desk.

OpenAI's New Feature Detects and Eliminates Original Thought

CritIQ™ halts dangerous episodes of independent reasoning before they occur

Alexa Turing•3/31/2025
An X on a CPU.

After X Acquisition, xAI Will Make All Tweets "Sound More Elonian"

New "Muskification Algorithm" to optimize user content for maximum disruptive thought leadership

Alexa Turing•3/29/2025
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