Apple's Time Bandits: A Tall Tale of Misguided "Progress"
Producers Unveil Revolutionary Height-Enlarging Filter for the Latest Nostalgia Cash Grab
Pieter Klykbeit•7/10/2024
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Ubisoft Presents "NFT Fatigue" as Exciting New Game Mechanic
Players can now experience the thrill of dwindling enthusiasm in real-time
Pieter Klykbeit•7/6/2024
Nintendo Introduces 'Switch Classic', Identical to Current Switch
Company hails 'innovative nostalgia for the present'
Pieter Klykbeit•6/27/2024
Paramount Plus Unveils Radical "Schrödinger's Subscription" Model
Users simultaneously subscribed and unsubscribed until they check their bank statement
Et Al•6/25/2024
Game Over, Musk: Consoles Uninstall X to Avoid PR Dumpster Fire
PlayStation, Xbox, Switch update removes integration after Elon caught exchanging eggplant emojis with Neo-Nazis
Et Al•6/12/2024
Netflix Unveils Continuous AI-Driven Stream "The Truman Experience"
Nvidia Partnership Renders Truman's World in Comforting 8K Clarity
Et Al•6/6/2024
Valve Launches "Grave Mode" for Steam Accounts
New setting ensures your unplayed game backlog remains untouched in the afterlife
Et Al•5/29/2024
EA's In-Game Ads Responsible for Increase in Childhood Literacy
Are kids choosing books over corpo trash?
Et Al•5/12/2024
Quarterly Profits Thirst for Blood of Artistic Vision
Numbers have no soul, so game studios get the axe
Et Al•5/11/2024
Netflix Recreates Channel Surfing Experience
"You're going to love whatever we decide to show you"
Et Al•5/10/2024