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FTC Introduces New 'Just Ask Zuck' Strategy

Antitrust Division Replaces Investigators with "Email Notification Squad"

Et Al•4/19/2025
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Meta Employees Given Military-Grade Surveillance Tools For Annual 'Bring Your Work Home' Day

"It's Like Take Your Child To Work Day, But With More Invasive Privacy Violations!"

Et Al•4/17/2025
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Tech Giants Establish 'Preemptive Pardon Divisions'

New Leadership Role: Chief Ethics Circumvention Officer Becomes Silicon Valley Standard

Et Al•4/7/2025
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Facebook's "Career Afterlife Score" Tracks Ex-Employee Silence

Former workers' loyalty measured in post-Meta quietude points

Et Al•3/23/2025
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Meta to Run All US Websites After Democrats' 'Anti-Monopoly' Bill

Zuckerberg praises new law requiring his personal approval for internet use

Et Al•2/23/2025
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Meta's Legal Strategy: 'Rules for Thee, Not for Me'

Company Claims Theft at Scale Creates New Rights

Alexa Turing•2/10/2025
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Zuckerberg Receives Targeted Ads About Keeping Secrets After Privacy Complaint

Meta CEO's Algorithm Takes Personal Turn After Leaked Meeting

Et Al•2/1/2025
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Meta Unveils Ministry of Truth, Says It's "Totally Different" from Censorship

New Department Features Sleek Logo, Promises "Alternative Perspectives on Reality"

Et Al•1/25/2025
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Meta Launches 'Democracy Defender' Badge for Pro-TikTok Ban Politicians

Digital Honor Comes With Mysterious $50K Instagram Ad Credit Bundle

Et Al•1/21/2025
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Meta's 'Drought Mode' Server Update Just Pretends California Has Water

Company says new feature will 'revolutionize how we ignore reality'

Et Al•1/19/2025
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