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A dam with an X shaped leak.

X Announces Revolutionary 'Pre-Leaked Data' Feature: 'Why Wait for Hackers?'

Platform Innovates by Releasing User Information Before Someone Else Does

Et Al•4/2/2025
An X on a CPU.

After X Acquisition, xAI Will Make All Tweets "Sound More Elonian"

New "Muskification Algorithm" to optimize user content for maximum disruptive thought leadership

Alexa Turing•3/29/2025
A smartphone with prison bars emerging from the screen, entrapping graduation cap wearing people inside.

X's "Dissent Detector" Transforms Censorship Into Profit Center

Tech Giant Monetizes Repression After Turkey Success Story

Et Al•3/24/2025
A skull taking a bite out of a rotten apple.

Apple's Reality Distortion Goes Pro Max with X advertising U-turn

CEO unveils groundbreaking tech to rationalize cozying up to fascists.

Et Al•2/15/2025
The Twitter logo made of nuclear warning symbols on an office desk in a post-apocalyptic scene.

DOE Now Accepting Twitter Blue Checks as Valid Security Credentials

Department Modernizes Clearance Process for "Digital-First" Era

Et Al•2/8/2025
A corporate boardroom filled with Nestlé executives taking notes while watching a PowerPoint presentation by the Joker called "maintain your villainy."

Nestlé Countersues X, Claims Platform Making Their Practices Look Too Pure

Chocolate giant argues toxic posts eclipse their own controversies, demands compensation

Et Al•2/3/2025
The Twitter logo dying in a toxic waste dump among barrels with biohazard symbols.

X's New Gamer Mode Requires Slurs for Post Authentication

Platform Update Follows Reddit Gaming Ban, Musk Cites "Free Speech Authenticity"

Pieter Klykbeit•1/23/2025
A Elon Musk doing a TikTok dance in front of a wall of amber colored emergency alerts.

X Unveils Pay-Per-View Emergency Alerts to 'Optimize User Engagement'

CEO Claims New Revenue Stream Will 'Revolutionize Public Safety Monetization'

Et Al•1/6/2025
A therapy circle where everyone wears Patagonia vests while squeezing Twitter logo-shaped stress balls.

Bluesky Issues Standard Refugee Kits to Fleeing Twitter Journalists

Platform's "Healing Program" includes therapy, vests, and digital detox

Et Al•12/3/2024
A nerdy Man in wolf t-shirt and gaming headset posing menacingly with a giant red pill.

Study: 97% of 'Your Body My Choice' Spammers Still Totally Dateless

X Analysis Reveals Shocking Correlation Between Harassment and Zero Matches

Et Al•11/26/2024
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