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A elderly couple behind bars with musical notes on the wall behind them.

Sony Music Unveils Plan To Cut Off Grandparents Over Piracy

"Family Responsibility Plan" extends copyright liability across three generations

Et Al•4/25/2025
A doctor's jacket with a dollar sign on it with a candlestick chart background.

Blue Shield & Google Launch "Pre-Diagnosis Advertising"

Health Data Partnership Targets Conditions You Don't Know You Have Yet

Et Al•4/24/2025
A robot examining an smiley face.

Trump's ICE Pays Palantir to Decode Social Media Sarcasm

Engineers Pull 80-Hour Weeks to Teach AI When Someone Is "Just Kidding"

Alexa Turning•4/22/2025
History books on a scale, outweighed by money.

Leaked DOGE Memo Reveals 'X-chive' To Replace Internet Archive

All History Will Now Include Verification Checkmarks

Et Al•4/21/2025
A programmer with a bubble around his head.

Microsoft Demos "Cloud Moral Distancing" Technology

Revolutionary System Keeps Employees 5000 Miles From Their Work's Consequences

Et Al•4/20/2025
A blue thumbs up wearing handcuffs.

FTC Introduces New 'Just Ask Zuck' Strategy

Antitrust Division Replaces Investigators with "Email Notification Squad"

Et Al•4/19/2025
A tiny wizard casting a spell to turn an odometer to zero.

Tesla Offers 'Miles Offset Credits' to Adjust Reality-Challenged Odometers

For just $0.17 per mile, your warranty can match your vibes again!

Et Al•4/18/2025
An NDA with a toddler's hands drawing a giraffe with a crayon.

Meta Employees Given Military-Grade Surveillance Tools For Annual 'Bring Your Work Home' Day

"It's Like Take Your Child To Work Day, But With More Invasive Privacy Violations!"

Et Al•4/17/2025
First person view of a surgeon wearing scrubs holding a game controller with a bald eagle on the table.

Congressional Ethernet Surges as Mike Johnson Streams on Secret Twitch

House Speaker caught playing "Surgeon Simulator" during policy meetings while lamenting youth "videogame addiction"

Pieter Klykbeit•4/16/2025
A cockpit with a mountain outside the window.

Delta Unveils Economy Minus: Where Passengers Pilot the AI Planes

Flight attendants now trained to identify "competent-looking" travelers

Alexa Turing•4/15/2025
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