Sony Music Unveils Plan To Cut Off Grandparents Over Piracy
"Family Responsibility Plan" extends copyright liability across three generations
Et Al•4/25/2025
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Blue Shield & Google Launch "Pre-Diagnosis Advertising"
Health Data Partnership Targets Conditions You Don't Know You Have Yet
Et Al•4/24/2025
Leaked DOGE Memo Reveals 'X-chive' To Replace Internet Archive
All History Will Now Include Verification Checkmarks
Et Al•4/21/2025
Microsoft Demos "Cloud Moral Distancing" Technology
Revolutionary System Keeps Employees 5000 Miles From Their Work's Consequences
Et Al•4/20/2025
FTC Introduces New 'Just Ask Zuck' Strategy
Antitrust Division Replaces Investigators with "Email Notification Squad"
Et Al•4/19/2025
Tesla Offers 'Miles Offset Credits' to Adjust Reality-Challenged Odometers
For just $0.17 per mile, your warranty can match your vibes again!
Et Al•4/18/2025
Meta Employees Given Military-Grade Surveillance Tools For Annual 'Bring Your Work Home' Day
"It's Like Take Your Child To Work Day, But With More Invasive Privacy Violations!"
Et Al•4/17/2025
Walmart Greeter Pivots to Semiconductor Fabrication Overnight
Commerce Department's "Reshoring Revolution" Transforms Retail Worker into Microchip Expert
Et Al•4/11/2025
Tech Giants Establish 'Preemptive Pardon Divisions'
New Leadership Role: Chief Ethics Circumvention Officer Becomes Silicon Valley Standard
Et Al•4/7/2025
YouTube Launches 'Vibes-Based Moderation' Policy Initiative
Platform ditches detailed guidelines for "feeling the content energy" approach
Et Al•4/5/2025