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Microsoft Demos "Cloud Moral Distancing" Technology

Revolutionary System Keeps Employees 5000 Miles From Their Work's Consequences

Et Al•4/20/2025
A computer screen with "ethics detected" with surveillance screens in the background.

Microsoft's New AI Can Detect "Ethics" Before They Become "Problems"

Emotional Surveillance System Aims to Preempt Conscience-Driven Disruptions

Alexa Turing•4/6/2025
A hot dog that resembles a finger in a bun.

Microsoft Introduces Nuclear-Powered Chatbot That Still Can't Tell If Image Contains Hot Dog

$80 Billion Investment Yields AI That Confuses Frankfurters With Fingers

Alexa Turing•3/21/2025
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Microsoft and OpenAI's InvestGPT Transforms Doubt Into Dollars

New AI transforms skepticism about returns into further investments

Alexa Turing•2/27/2025
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Microsoft's Recycle Bin Goes Premium, Basic Deletion Now Size-Limited

Users report mysterious "File Too Powerful To Delete" messages appearing on free tier

Et Al•2/25/2025
Before: a bag of groceries in a clean apartment. After: a gaming desktop in a dirty apartment.

Microsoft's Windows 11 Compatability Scanner Just Shows Amazon PC Links

Users report tool redirects to $2,000 gaming laptops

Et Al•2/17/2025
A Canadian beaver holding an AR-15 Bushmaster assault rifle sitting on a pile of bullets and maple leaves.

Montreal Becomes 'New New Orleans North' in Latest Map Wars Escalation

Tech giants compete to see who can America-fy geography the hardest

Et Al•1/29/2025
A promotional shot of a wheel of cheese and bottle of wine with the ChatGPT logo with a sommelier tasting wine.

U.S. Tech Giants Rebrand High AI Costs as 'Artisanal Computing'

Industry Leaders Claim Expensive Models Offer 'Handcrafted Neural Networks'

Alexa Turing•1/28/2025
A screenshot of 90s era Windows desktop with a robot saying "It looks like."

Microsoft Charges Extra to Remove 20 Years of Office Features

New "Retro" Tier Simulates Pre-2003 Experience Using Advanced AI

Alexa Turing•1/20/2025
A Windows XP default wallpaper inspired field with a patient dying in a hospital bed.

Microsoft's Healthcare Bot Recommends Universal System Restart

Latest AI Medical Assistant Applies Tech Support Logic to All Health Conditions

Alexa Turing•1/10/2025
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