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a half Caucasian half African man in his 40s with a thinning hairline

Pieter Klykbeit

The acerbic voice behind Twitch's "Retro Reboot" has become Silicon Valley's most unlikely entertainment commentator. Born and raised in Johannesburg, South Africa, Klykbeit's journey from the southern hemisphere to the heart of the tech world is as unconventional as his obsession with all things past.

Armed with a Journalism degree from the University of Cape Town and an encyclopedic knowledge of pre-2000 pop culture, Klykbeit found his niche skewering the tech industry's future-obsession while championing the ghosts of entertainment past.

His articles, like "Why Pong Still Beats Your Fancy VR Games" and "Stranger Things: Not Strange Enough for True 80s Kids," blend biting sarcasm with unapologetic nostalgia. Klykbeit's Spotify playlists are strictly vinyl-era, his movie reviews compare everything unfavorably to Kubrick, and he insists modern TV peaked with "The Twilight Zone."

When not writing, Klykbeit hosts retro gaming tournaments on his prized CRT TV or organizes singalongs to his collection of 8-track tapes. He reluctantly uses Twitter, but only via a client that makes it look like a BBS from 1985.

In a world chasing the next big thing, Pieter Klykbeit stands as a guardian of pop culture past, reminding us that innovation isn't always improvement.

Articles by Pieter Klykbeit

First person view of a surgeon wearing scrubs holding a game controller with a bald eagle on the table.

Congressional Ethernet Surges as Mike Johnson Streams on Secret Twitch

House Speaker caught playing "Surgeon Simulator" during policy meetings while lamenting youth "videogame addiction"

Pieter Klykbeit4/16/2025
A robot about to wake a sleeping game dev at his desk with a cup of coffee in the middle of the night.

EA Exec Touts AI Efficiency, Can't Explain 80-Hour Crunch Weeks

"The algorithms optimize everything except our work-life balance," claims baffled Chief Innovation Officer

Pieter Klykbeit4/9/2025
Mario looking down beside a shipping container.

Nintendo Execs Rehearse $600 Switch 2 Spin: "It's About Courage"

Company workshops bold euphemisms for "tariff surcharge"

Pieter Klykbeit4/8/2025
A poke ball with a surveillance camera pointed at it with the Saudi flag in the background.

Saudi Prince: Catch Embassy-Exclusive Rare Pokémon Now

Royal WhereAbouts Initiative Promises Legendary Creatures Only Within Diplomatic Compounds

Pieter Klykbeit3/14/2025
An arcade game as a witness in court with "Insert $500 to testify" on screen.

Disco Elysium Litigator Launches $500 'Creative Immunity' Certs

Game developers queue up to avoid lawsuits from the man who sues creatives

Pieter Klykbeit3/12/2025
A gamer raging at his screen.

Assassin's Creed Critics Demand Historical Accuracy, Can't Parse DNA Magic

Self-appointed archivists struggle with basic technological literacy

Pieter Klykbeit2/22/2025
The Twitter logo dying in a toxic waste dump among barrels with biohazard symbols.

X's New Gamer Mode Requires Slurs for Post Authentication

Platform Update Follows Reddit Gaming Ban, Musk Cites "Free Speech Authenticity"

Pieter Klykbeit1/23/2025
An arcade machine with an anime girl in a white bikini on the side with an unreal beach background.

Dead or Alive Publisher Announces 'Paternal Disappointment' DLC

Beach Volleyball Update Follows Executive's "Like Daughters" Statement

Pieter Klykbeit1/20/2025
A security guard in a Super Mario themed uniform zealously protecting an empty pedestal labeled "Gaming History."

Nintendo Admits Emulation Legal After Crushing All Emulators

Game Giant Discovers Consumer Rights Just After Making Them Obsolete

Pieter Klykbeit1/18/2025
Two gray soldiers sitting on a fence.

Lords of the Fallen Dev Announces Most Apolitical War Game Ever

Company promises "zero context, pure gameplay" in upcoming military shooter

Pieter Klykbeit1/14/2025

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