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Google's AI: Bringing Families Closer Through Awkward Shared Moments

New feature suggests r/Bozarking posts as serious family events

Et Al

Google has recently launched an AI feature that leaves the tech world perplexed, yet intrigued. Dubbed the "SiblingBondinator 3000," this technology scours r/Bozarking for its most outrageous content and offers it up as genuine suggestions for family activities. The goal? To bring families closer together through shared laughter and camaraderie.

The SiblingBondinator's algorithm remains a closely guarded secret, but its suggestions lean towards boundary testing experiences. These activities include "pretend to be long-lost twins from a soap opera and re-enact a dramatic reunion during Thanksgiving dinner" and "start an impromptu nipple twisting fight during your sister's wedding reception."

A brave beta tester shared their experience with the feature: "Perform an elaborately choreographed dance routine with your brother while maintaining exaggerated eye contact and using inside jokes." The resulting video quickly became a sensation in every family group chat.

Not everyone is thrilled with Google's latest creation, though. Therapists and counselors have expressed concerns that the SiblingBondinator might push the boundaries of comfort within families. However, Google remains steadfast, insisting that the SiblingBondinator is a "groundbreaking innovation in fostering 'nonsexual and silly' closeness within families."

Only time will tell if this bold experiment will strengthen familial bonds or create a whirlwind of awkwardness and secondhand embarrassment.

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