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A tron-like world where blue bird programs worship a image of Elon Musk smiling on the screen of a smartphone.

X's New Algorithm Just Watches Musk's Face While He Scrolls

Revolutionary update replaces complex ranking systems with facial recognition

Et Al•11/21/2024
A sad man with a disposable coffee cup at a starbucks. The name on the cup is, "read coffee ninja."

Man's Bluesky Migration Thwarted by 2008 Tumblr Username

Local User Spirals After Discovering 'CoffeeNinja' Handle Already Taken

Et Al•11/18/2024
A smiling executive giving a thumbs up in front of a wall of server status monitors all displaying error messages.

X Algorithm Set to 'Most Problematic' For Months, No One Notices

Users Report Feed "Functioning Normally" Despite Not Doing That

Et Al•11/9/2024
Elon Musk dressed as Uncle Sam holding a blue checkmark, USA flag background

X Unveils New 'Patriot' Verification Process

Users Required to Recite Loyalty Pledge for Blue Check

Et Al•10/13/2024
Christ the Redeemer but the head is replaced with a shiba inu dog. Golden hour sky background.

Musk's Dogecoin Gambit Backfires, Crashes Crypto Market

Tech billionaire's attempt to pay Brazil fine goes hilariously wrong

Et Al•10/6/2024
A shadowy silhouette of a person lurking behind a laptop with the "Omni-Harassment" logo

Musk Gifts Abusers Early Access to X's New 'Omni-Harassment' Feature

Leaked emails reveal plans to let stalkers seamlessly harass victims across all platforms

Et Al•9/25/2024
Musk wearing a superhero costume with "Ad-Blocker" written on his chest

Musk's 'X-treme Ad-Block': No Ads, No Problem?

Billionaire claims exodus was part of grand plan all along

Et Al•9/6/2024
a finger reaching for a red button labeled "ISS self-destruct"

Elon Musk Threatens ISS Crash Over X Ban

SpaceX CEO claims it's "just a prank" in escalating Brazil dispute

Et Al•9/3/2024
sad Elon Musk in a hardhat and a leather bomber jacket watching debris burning on the launching pad

Musk's Latest Brainwave: Horizontal Rocket Landings

SpaceX CEO's tweet sends engineers into a tailspin

Et Al•8/31/2024
A mock-up of a Brazilian passport with "Xzil Passport" printed on the cover

Musk Bids to Buy Brazil, Rename It 'Xzil' in Social Media Takeover

Tech billionaire's latest acquisition attempt raises eyebrows and international concerns

Et Al•8/23/2024
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