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An angry mob holding rainbow pride flags with a burning Facebook logo in the background.

Meta's Q4 Report Lists 'Being on Wrong Side of History' as $1.2B Liability

Internal Accountants Cite "Inevitable Societal Backlash" as Major Financial Risk

Et Al•1/11/2025
Two identical female tech workers in two identical office cubicles facing each other like a mirror image, with every object perfectly balanced and synchronized.

Meta's 'Both Sides' Algorithm Promises Perfect Balance in Hateful Content

Platform's New Feature Ensures Equal Representation of Love and Hate, Says CEO

Et Al•1/9/2025
A cute kindergartener with a QR code tattoo on her forehead with too many security cameras in the background.

Palantir Claims Kids 'Love' Surveillance, According to Forced Data Collection

Privacy advocates alarmed as tech giant launches "Freedom From Freedom" initiative

Et Al•1/8/2025
A robot practicing drinking water while Zuckerberg mirrors its movements.

Gravy Analytics Hack Reveals Zuckerberg's Secret Congress Clone

Meta CEO's Location Data Shows He Built an Actual Congressional Simulator

Et Al•1/8/2025
A crowd of Uber Eats delivery drivers in identical poses, all standing perfectly still like statues in a Tim Hortons, with their phones glowing in unison.

UberEats Launches 'Competitive Waiting' Feature for Drivers

Platform gamifies standing still, promises 'enhanced earning potential' of up to $1.74/hr

Et Al•1/7/2025
A 30 something year old man with shoulder length dirty blond hair and a short beard looking exhausted but pleased.

[META - again, not that Meta] isGlitch.com Achieves Peak Digital Masochism, Migrates to Next.js

(Because Pain is Progress™)

Et Al•1/7/2025
A Elon Musk doing a TikTok dance in front of a wall of amber colored emergency alerts.

X Unveils Pay-Per-View Emergency Alerts to 'Optimize User Engagement'

CEO Claims New Revenue Stream Will 'Revolutionize Public Safety Monetization'

Et Al•1/6/2025
A tech worker in religious ecstasy as he receives divine light through his mind's eye and psychedelic lights in the background.

Honey Co-Creator Claims Algorithm "Divinely Inspired"

Git History Reveals Midnight Copy-Paste from uBlock Origin

Et Al•1/6/2025
Tech executives bowing before the Whitehouse like it's an altar.

Tim Cook Patents Algorithm That Prices Political Donations

New Innovation Disrupts Campaign Finance While Totally Not Being a Bribe Calculator™

Et Al•1/5/2025
A desktop monitor showing a colored Microsoft logo surrounded by multiplying bacteria.

Microsoft's Un-Bundle Feature Actually Just Installs More Bundles

Users report mysterious new apps "multiplying like digital tribbles"

Et Al•1/4/2025
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