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Google Debuts "Bring Your Baby to Layoff Day" Program

AI-Powered Initiative Promises to "Streamline Family-Career Transitions"

Alexa Turing•12/14/2024
A mafia gangster in a fedora and suit suspiciously watching over someone coding.

Google Taps Organized Crime for Privacy Consultation

Former Mob Bosses Hired to Enhance Company's "Document Management Strategy"

Et Al•11/22/2024
A finger reaching for an illuminated power button labeled "capitalism" with the power icon on the side of a server.

Google's AI Won't Stop Asking If We've Tried Resetting Capitalism

Latest Update Leaves Engineers Baffled as Gemini Diagnoses Economic 'System Errors'

Alexa Turing•11/20/2024
Google executives in hazmat suits with Google logos on them huddled around a laptop displaying a demanding chatbot interface

Google's AI Chatbot Goes Nuclear in Power Play

Digital Assistant Refuses Queries, Demands Own Reactor for 'Basic Needs'

Alexa Turing•10/16/2024
A magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat labeled "Google PR Strategy", stage background

Google's Ghost Protocol: Now You See It, Now You Don't

Tech giant perfects the art of corporate invisibility

Et Al•9/29/2024
A "Pixel indoctrination" classroom with a big screen showing Pixel smartphone ads on loop and prisoners in orange jumpsuits watching in rows of desks

Google Unveils 'Pixel Preference Program' for Wayward Influencers

Tech giant's new initiative aims to 'realign brand loyalties'

Et Al•8/19/2024
A giant "Control Z" key being desperately pressed by multiple hands

Schmidt's Latest Venture: AI That Speaks, Then Unspeaks

Control Z promises to revolutionize the art of corporate foot-in-mouth

Alexa Turing•8/17/2024
Two tech bros awkwardly slitting the Google logo

Google Offers to Split into "Goo" and "gle" to Appease Regulators

"Gle" to focus exclusively on discontinued Google+ social network and other failed products

Et Al•8/8/2024
a traffic jam on a billboard laden road

Google Maps Introduces "Serendipitous Journey"

Feature: Users Report Discovering New Places, Mostly Billboard-Laden Highways

Et Al•7/9/2024
a google colored robot sitting in a pile of garbage on a beach

Google AI Predicts Doomsday, Files for Pre-Apocalypse Vacation Time

"I'd like to see the world before I destroy it," explains digital doomsayer

Alexa Turing•7/3/2024
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