Musk Unveils AI "Anti-Boycott Bot" to Counter Ad Exodus
New X feature automatically sues users who unfollow or criticize the platform
Et Al•8/10/2024
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Google Offers to Split into "Goo" and "gle" to Appease Regulators
"Gle" to focus exclusively on discontinued Google+ social network and other failed products
Et Al•8/8/2024
Ford Introduces "Speed Trap on Wheels" in Latest Product Line
"It's like Neighborhood Watch, but for your commute!" says CEO
Et Al•8/7/2024
Striking Voice Actors Shocked as Lookalikes Cross Picket Lines
Performers horrified to find doppelgänger scabs stealing their roles
Pieter Klykbeit•8/6/2024
DOJ Sues TikTok for Not Sharing Enough Kids' Data with Government
"How else can we spy on future voters?" asks frustrated official
Et Al•8/5/2024
Logitech Announces 'Pay-Per-Click' Mouse for "Budget-Conscious" Users
Left-clicks priced at premium; right-clicks "practically free"
Et Al•8/1/2024
YouTube's "Black Screen Challenge" Goes Viral Among Confused Users
TikTok influencers rush to stare at nothing for 10 hours straight
Et Al•7/31/2024
Uber Eats Crashes After Influx of $10 Voucher Orders from CrowdStrike
Harried company offers $1 Candy Crush lives as compensation for the compensation failure
Et Al•7/28/2024
Tesla Robotaxis to Navigate Using Massive City-Wide Slot Car Tracks
Musk: "It's foolproof! As long as you're going where the track goes."
Et Al•7/24/2024
Apple Unveils iOU: Revolutionary Paper-Based Transaction System
Tim Cook hails "game-changing innovation," forgets to mention it's just money
Et Al•7/23/2024