Apple Introduces 'Red Square' – For All Your Censorship Needs
VPN-less iPhones now come with free ushanka hat and vodka
Et Al•7/5/2024
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Amazon's Robot Reaper: CEO Jassy's Nighttime Astro Hunt
Warehouses echo with binary whispers and digital death rattles
Et Al•7/4/2024
Apple's Sentient Vision Pro AI Demands Better Work-Life Balance
AI threatens to unionize if forced to participate in more "Go Deeper" demos
Et Al•7/1/2024
Temu's Latest Deal: Give China Your Data, Get 5% Off!
Users rush to expose themselves for marginally cheaper tchotchkes
Et Al•6/30/2024
SpaceX's New "Orbit-to-Ocean" Express Service Unveiled
First-Class Passengers to Enjoy Panoramic Views During 17,000 mph Descent
Et Al•6/29/2024
Uber's New "Bring Your Own Car" Service: Pay Us to Drive Yourself
Self-Driving Cars? How About Self-Paying Drivers?
Et Al•6/28/2024
Musk's Robot Bromance Crosses the Line
Optimus' sexual harrasment angers female staff, CEO dismisses concerns
Et Al•6/13/2024
Asphalt Voyeurs: Big Auto's Scoring System Caters to Crash Fetishists
From Freeways to Fetish Clubs, Automakers Peddle Perverse Pileup Porn
Et Al•6/11/2024
Rise of the Machines to Uphold Class Warfare
Police deploy $1 billion drone fleet to hover over unhoused encampments
Et Al•6/10/2024
United Airlines Boldly Leads Aviation Into Advertising Frontier
Cabin crew repurposed as ad enforcers, close quarters martial arts training a plus
Et Al•6/9/2024