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Tesla Stock Skyrockets as Elon Musk Eyes New Pastures

Investors celebrate as eccentric billionaire vows to focus on having X with neo-Nazis

Et Al•6/8/2024
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Invasion of the Body Zoomers

Silicon Valley meets the uncanny valley in doppelgänger mystery

Et Al•6/4/2024
Donald Trump wearing red cap and open bath robe

Trump Launches Risqué OnlyFans, Promises "Yuge" Content

Republican donor's chaos agenda succeeds in scarring nation

Et Al•6/3/2024
Uyghur Amazon warehouse worker wearing a safety vest and hijab holidng a box of Unity Repurposed Nutrient Paste

Temu Cannibalizes Amazon's Lunch

Amazon workers devour Temu's "Unity Repurposed Nutrient Paste" instead of company protein bars

Et Al•5/31/2024
WW2 era soldier holding a tablet in an electronics store

Memorial Day Tech Blowout: Brave Soldiers Died for These Crazy Deals!

As you binge Netflix on your discounted Chromebook, say a quiet "you're welcome" to the fallen

Et Al•5/28/2024
Andy Jassy pretending to eat a green protein bar

Amazon Patents Soylent Protein Bars Made from Underperformers

Falling behind? You'll be recycled into high-efficiency body fuel!

Et Al•5/26/2024
a thumbtack on a desk

Humane CEO Claims AI Thumbtack Is "Utterly Revolutionary"

Offers to sell slightly used stationary for $5 billion

Et Al•5/23/2024
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Tesla Owners Sue Over Lack of Transformer Abilities

Claim of "robotic mode" misled millions of Michael Bay fans

Et Al•5/21/2024
a woman trapped in a car with sweat and makup dripping down her face

Tesla Traps Owner in Hot Car Until She Consents to Brain Implant

Elon claims air con released once owner agrees to implant Neuralink

Et Al•5/19/2024
Elon Musk in passionate embrace with Pepe the Frog in bed

Musk Has X with Neo-Nazis

Elon edging ever closer to edgelords... allegedly

Et Al•5/18/2024
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