Ubisoft Presents "NFT Fatigue" as Exciting New Game Mechanic
Players can now experience the thrill of dwindling enthusiasm in real-time
Pieter Klykbeit•7/6/2024
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Apple Introduces 'Red Square' – For All Your Censorship Needs
VPN-less iPhones now come with free ushanka hat and vodka
Et Al•7/5/2024
Amazon's Robot Reaper: CEO Jassy's Nighttime Astro Hunt
Warehouses echo with binary whispers and digital death rattles
Et Al•7/4/2024
Google AI Predicts Doomsday, Files for Pre-Apocalypse Vacation Time
"I'd like to see the world before I destroy it," explains digital doomsayer
Alexa Turing•7/3/2024
China's New Phones Ship with Built-in "Comrade Companion" Spy AI
Virtual assistant reports thought crimes while helpfully managing your schedule
Et Al•7/2/2024
Apple's Sentient Vision Pro AI Demands Better Work-Life Balance
AI threatens to unionize if forced to participate in more "Go Deeper" demos
Et Al•7/1/2024
Temu's Latest Deal: Give China Your Data, Get 5% Off!
Users rush to expose themselves for marginally cheaper tchotchkes
Et Al•6/30/2024
SpaceX's New "Orbit-to-Ocean" Express Service Unveiled
First-Class Passengers to Enjoy Panoramic Views During 17,000 mph Descent
Et Al•6/29/2024
Uber's New "Bring Your Own Car" Service: Pay Us to Drive Yourself
Self-Driving Cars? How About Self-Paying Drivers?
Et Al•6/28/2024
Nintendo Introduces 'Switch Classic', Identical to Current Switch
Company hails 'innovative nostalgia for the present'
Pieter Klykbeit•6/27/2024