Sonos Ace Telepathic Headphones Probe Your Neighbors' Brains
Hear what your coworkers really think about your disgusting flabby ass
Lester Girdle•6/5/2024
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Invasion of the Body Zoomers
Silicon Valley meets the uncanny valley in doppelgänger mystery
Et Al•6/4/2024
Trump Launches Risqué OnlyFans, Promises "Yuge" Content
Republican donor's chaos agenda succeeds in scarring nation
Et Al•6/3/2024
'NoFapTracker' Lets You Sabotage Friends with Provocative Content
A perverse competitive app to see who can not think about that thing you're not supposed to think about
Et Al•6/2/2024
OpenAI CEO Forms In-House AI Safety Council
Critics question if Sam Altman's move is ploy to avoid outside regulation
Et Al•6/1/2024
Temu Cannibalizes Amazon's Lunch
Amazon workers devour Temu's "Unity Repurposed Nutrient Paste" instead of company protein bars
Et Al•5/31/2024
OpenAI's Talent Exodus: Geniuses Seek Greener Pastures, Literally
Disgruntled employees ditch AI for agricultural innovation: "At least I know what the dirt is thinking, unlike some people."
Et Al•5/30/2024
Valve Launches "Grave Mode" for Steam Accounts
New setting ensures your unplayed game backlog remains untouched in the afterlife
Et Al•5/29/2024
Memorial Day Tech Blowout: Brave Soldiers Died for These Crazy Deals!
As you binge Netflix on your discounted Chromebook, say a quiet "you're welcome" to the fallen
Et Al•5/28/2024
OpenAI Bans Employees from Using the Word "Open"
OpenAI ethics board cites concerns over potential doublespeak, proposes "ajar" as replacement
Et Al•5/27/2024