AR Windshield: Because Reality Wasn't Depressing Enough
Distance Tech's AR windshield brings vital social media updates mere inches from your eyeballs
Lester Girdle•6/26/2024
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Paramount Plus Unveils Radical "Schrödinger's Subscription" Model
Users simultaneously subscribed and unsubscribed until they check their bank statement
Et Al•6/25/2024
Musk's Robot Bromance Crosses the Line
Optimus' sexual harrasment angers female staff, CEO dismisses concerns
Et Al•6/13/2024
Game Over, Musk: Consoles Uninstall X to Avoid PR Dumpster Fire
PlayStation, Xbox, Switch update removes integration after Elon caught exchanging eggplant emojis with Neo-Nazis
Et Al•6/12/2024
Asphalt Voyeurs: Big Auto's Scoring System Caters to Crash Fetishists
From Freeways to Fetish Clubs, Automakers Peddle Perverse Pileup Porn
Et Al•6/11/2024
Rise of the Machines to Uphold Class Warfare
Police deploy $1 billion drone fleet to hover over unhoused encampments
Et Al•6/10/2024
United Airlines Boldly Leads Aviation Into Advertising Frontier
Cabin crew repurposed as ad enforcers, close quarters martial arts training a plus
Et Al•6/9/2024
Tesla Stock Skyrockets as Elon Musk Eyes New Pastures
Investors celebrate as eccentric billionaire vows to focus on having X with neo-Nazis
Et Al•6/8/2024
Bonfire of the Nerds: Google's Geeks Get Satirized by Own Creation
The AI generated burn is coming from inside the house
Et Al•6/7/2024
Netflix Unveils Continuous AI-Driven Stream "The Truman Experience"
Nvidia Partnership Renders Truman's World in Comforting 8K Clarity
Et Al•6/6/2024