Amazon Patents Soylent Protein Bars Made from Underperformers
Falling behind? You'll be recycled into high-efficiency body fuel!
Et Al•5/26/2024
isGlitch.com
Wascally Rabbit Founder on Lam Thanks to Exposé
Coffeezilla left coughing dust as Lyu activates warp speed escape routine
Et Al•5/25/2024
Google's AI: Bringing Families Closer Through Awkward Shared Moments
New feature suggests r/Bozarking posts as serious family events
Et Al•5/24/2024
Humane CEO Claims AI Thumbtack Is "Utterly Revolutionary"
Offers to sell slightly used stationary for $5 billion
Et Al•5/23/2024
Microsoft's Satya Nadella Channels His Inner Mother-in-Law
The nagging you never asked for, built right into your PC
Et Al•5/22/2024
Tesla Owners Sue Over Lack of Transformer Abilities
Claim of "robotic mode" misled millions of Michael Bay fans
Et Al•5/21/2024
Slack Goes Full Snoop: Your Chats Are Fueling Their AI Agenda
You weren't just ranting to Linda, you were teaching an AI how to be passive-aggressive
Et Al•5/20/2024
Tesla Traps Owner in Hot Car Until She Consents to Brain Implant
Elon claims air con released once owner agrees to implant Neuralink
Et Al•5/19/2024
Musk Has X with Neo-Nazis
Elon edging ever closer to edgelords... allegedly
Et Al•5/18/2024
Portland Frat Bro's Cybertruck Fails as Chick Magnet
"Them b*ches stay away in droves."
Et Al•5/17/2024